I’m on this new diet. I don’t eat anything and when I feel like I’m about to faint I eat a cube of cheese. I’m just one stomach flu away from my goal weight.




“It’s about sex, love, relationships, careers, a time in your life when everything’s possible. And it’s about friendship because when you’re single and in the city, your friends are your family.”
i hate bugs when im rich and i see a bug in my house im just going to leave and buy a new house
DO YOU EVER JUST SIT DOWN AND REALIZE HOW CREEPY YOU ARE
Sometimes I realize it while standing.



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Just because I’m black doesn’t mean the world can bring me down #skyscraper
LMFAO WHATYSTDFYURE