I’m on this new diet. I don’t eat anything and when I feel like I’m about to faint I eat a cube of cheese. I’m just one stomach flu away from my goal weight.

My followers are allergic to my ask box. 

“It’s about sex, love, relationships, careers, a time in your life when everything’s possible. And it’s about friendship because when you’re single and in the city, your friends are your family.”

iphone420:

i hate bugs when im rich and i see a bug in my house im just going to leave and buy a new house

wakeuptheday:

Ahahahaha dying.

my-wifi-is-organic:

motherhonker:

DO YOU EVER JUST SIT DOWN AND REALIZE HOW CREEPY YOU ARE

Sometimes I realize it while standing.

dtfusco:

tanyabaxter:

helloveronique:

what

Just because I’m black doesn’t mean the world can bring me down #skyscraper 

LMFAO WHATYSTDFYURE